Thursday, June 12, 2008

To vest or not to vest . . . . .

Ahh. Summer’s here, the sun’s out (for a few days) and the great british public take to the parks of London, baring flesh that hasn’t seen the kiss of a ravishing ray in months if not years. Pasty, freckly, podgy, tanned and toned, all of our compatriots are willing to show the rest of us what they’ve been hiding these past winter months. The women amongst us have agonising decisions to make. Dress or skirt? Shorts or three-quarters? Sandals or flip-flops?

And for the men, it’s vest or t-shirt. Simple as that, really. Vest or t. I for one will plump for the vest, I think. It guarantees a nice bit of bony shoulder burn, and has the girls sniggering into their sun block, but if us guys can’t flaunt it now, then when can we?

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