Hair Scares

Does hair grow quicker in hot weather?

I’ve heard this bandied around before, but never really paid it much attention. However, recently I’ve noticed a rapid amount of hair growth (on my head) and was reminded of this crackpot theory. Could it have legs?

Now, I went to the hairdresser (Chaps, in Balham – which sounds a bit like a dog food but beware not, it doesn’t smell of preserved meat jelly) about three weeks ago, and had a lot of my mane de-maned. Yet a mere three weeks later, here I am again with too much hair to know what to do with. Maybe I should invest in some clippers and have done with it? I dunno, but something needs to be done, and fast. I’m scaring people.