dog cred

why is it that local gangs insist on walking around flanked by pitbulls and rottweilers? Do they not realise that they are quite menacing enough without needing the extra threat of a violent dog? I was chilling in greenwich park the other day, and noticed a group of about ten young guys in bling walking in a row, each lead by a ferocious looking dog. It's like a new definition of resevoir dogs isn't it? Anyway, I'm still here to tell the story, so I guess those dogs weren't after a pound of my flesh. But seriously, guys, we're all scared enough, maybe pick up a few yorkies or a poodle or two eh?