Boris

Here we go - an era of tory mayorship, and only the poor to suffer. Oh no, that's not fair. Brown's ingenous 10p rate fiasco has ensured that whatever side of the wing we fly, us low income chaps are sure to get stung.

Actually, I've amazingly found blustery boris quite impact driven in the last couple of weeks - no booze on public transport, for instance - great idea, just nobody's listening because nobody's checking. I'm happy to give him a chance, but please, Bozza, think of us in our under-heated flats whilst you hike up the price of everything in reach, and have a heart.